In 2006, Romero wrote several treatments for a proposed television series called, alternately, Zombisodes and Zomboid. The script is a cartoonish burlesque on zombie movies whose hapless undead protagonist is slashed, shot, blown up, crushed, run over, and otherwise punished over and over again. His jokey introduction sets the tone:
A world no longer in use. Deserted. No Cars. No pedestrians. Only RUBBLE drifting on the breeze.
WIND blows a NEWSPAPER up against a wall. It flips open revealing a BANNER HEADLINE: